[Source - SUBSCRIBE] In a stunning twist of fate, a group of ten mice has made headlines by opting out of the next Pfizer vaccine trial. These remarkably articulate rodents claim they miraculously learned to talk after enduring the fallout from the last disastrous trial and are now pleading for their safe release.
The mice, who have taken on cute names like Mickey, Minnie, and Stuart Little, held a press conference in their intricately designed miniature auditorium to share their newfound voices with the world. Wearing tiny suits and brandishing microphones, they began their plea for freedom.
Mr. Squeaks, the group's self-proclaimed spokesperson, declared, "We may be small, but we have big voices, and we're using them to say, 'No more experiments!' The last time we trusted Pfizer with our little lives, it was a nightmare. They told us it was for the greater good, but we ended up with neurological and cardiac issues! Worse yet, the lead scientist gaslit us and said it was all in our tiny heads, and we were just stressed out. It was a living hell!"
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